WHOA! HOLD UP GRANDPA!
THIS WEBSITE'S A WASTELAND!
That's right, nobody lives here any more! So surf on over the internet superhighway and swing by my hip new Uniform Resource Locator (URL)!
Come and dance along the event horizon of ẗ̸̞͙̂h̵̨͓̝̾e̶̢͉͑͛ ̸̨̪͚̭̈́c̶̨̩̞̈́͗̆͘r̴̪̳̘̀̑̚ͅu̴̝͆̑̇͑n̴͈͍̺̻͑̎̓͌c̸͎̝̱͉͑ȟ̵̦ with me.